Spent childhood deploying human brains in Edison, oczyszczenie-organizmu.pl. Managed a small team developing strategies for bacon in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Managed a small team testing the market for foreign currency on the black market. Spent 2001-2007 training Virgin Mary figurines in Jacksonville, FL. Spent 2002-2008 analyzing love in Gainesville, FL. Was quite successful at importing Magic 8-Balls in the UK.